Director Cerf: "Okay
everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar. One @ 120 degrees and
the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the same altitude. Hmmm, we'll have to keep
an eye on them."Director Touton: "Two? How did that happen?"
Director
Pisanty: "Yes, of course, this new improved radar system is picking up signals
from a different root. It seems Leah Gallegos's .BIZ now has a stronger signal.
How did that happen?"
Director Kraaijenbrink: "It's not important how that
happened, just shoot the bitch down!" She's a bandit!"
Director Fockler:
"Aw shutup Hans. It's a big sky out there, she's entitled to a piece of it."
Director
Cerf: "Well, it's an interesting situation. But it's making me a little
nervous. I mean, even though we didn't have the new improved radar, we knew
she was out there. I hope they don't collide. Oops, I almost forgot,
I have a magazine cover photo session to get to. Lou (Touton), take the control
panel, will ya?"
Director Touton: "Sure Vint! No problem. I'll watch
it for you (heh heh heh).
Director Kraaijenbrink: "Lou, you got the
controls. Hey, let's tell the new .BIZ to ram Leah Gallegos, knocking her out
of the sky. This will be wild! We know that small .BIZ won't stand a chance.
It'll be great watching the collision ... real morbid curiousity value here.
I want that in my basket ... heh heh heh."
Director Auerbach: "Hey guys,
you can't do that to Leah Gallegos and her .BIZ. That's a WOMAN'S BUSINESS
ENTERPRISE (WBE). The US Government tries to protect WBE's. Leah had
the .BIZ idea first, and actually built it's worth! Oops, I gotta go now, I'm
late for my scout meeting, after lunch of course."
Director Touton: "Aw jeezus,
hasn't anyone done something about that pesky At Large Membership yet? Hey
Karl (Auerbach), just shut the f--k up and make another pot of coffee. And
while you're at it, the carpets in Andrew McLauglin's office need cleaning.
Go rent a shampooer."
Transmission from Leah Gallegos's .BIZ: "Senator Boxer,
Senator Boxer, do you read me? Hello! Hello! I'm in big trouble
hear ... getting blown out of the sky by ICANN and ICANN cronies. Senator Boxer,
DO YOU READ ME?"
Reply from Senator Boxer: (Cross-eyed and wet from flirtation
with NSI executive)
"Tee hee ... what's a TLD? I barely know how to turn
on my computer.
Now, what's a root?"
... to be continued ...