Shit Antipodes!You're such a little Aussie whinger! And you think I care about
your "Great Hal Lubsen Fan Club"? Or "The Completely Unauthorised Hal Lubsen Fan
Club" - when I'm sitting on the amazing Hal Lubsen.com website... I tell you, it's
a little goldmine (probably worth as much as Fort Knox... oops, sorry Hal, I wasn't
supposed to mention that)
So what hope have you got, Antipodes, you little wart
entrail, when all the internet traffic in the world will come through MY site to
The Official Hal Lubsen Fan Club? I mean... you think Hal Lubsen... you think "I'll
type in Hal Lubsen.com"
It's obvious. But tell you what. If you feel jealous, you
can pre-register Hal Lubsen.info if you like HAHAHAHAHA! You know - the domain names
that are the laughing stock of the Internet community...
Anyway, I've got to go,
loser - I've got a neat website waiting to go up. The only place to go if you are
a Hal Lubsen fan!
Yours patronisingly
Rachel Macgregor
PS Advertisers: don't
miss this opportunity to place your ads on the great new Hal Lubsen.com website!
"Customer service is a Must!" is our motto - and you will be guaranteed the very
best service that (your) money can buy.