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Username: reportabuse
Date/Time: Thu, January 17, 2002 at 4:19 PM GMT
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Subject: SPREE-PRODUCTIONS SHOPPING

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Join the Spree-Productions Shopping Network.  "We look out for the little guy". 

Most little guys can not afford expensive merchandise at upscale stores.   We take care of that.  Our special spree shopping network spys on security guard schedules and sends e-mails informing the little guys when security is down.  Then the little guy can go and get fine merchandize at a five-finger discount that the little guy could never afford otherwise.  Hey, we don't make the rules, we just monitor the guards! 

You may say that what we are doing is wrong.  No way!  There are many large organizations that run huge crime rings -- we are just small fry.  Besides, we work hard at what we do.  We stay up nights and weekends monitoring security guard schedules.  That's the American way.  Just because some of the larger crime rings read our e-mails and got the same idea doesn't mean that we caused the problem.  Remember, we don't make the rules, we just monitor the guards.

The next time you want something that you can't afford to pay for, think of us.  We look out for the "little guy." 

 


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